April 26–team player:  An employee who will take a hit for the boss, is willing to sacrifice virtually all quality of life to the job, turns a blind eye to unethical or illegal behavior executed by higher-ups, and likely engages in copious kissing of ass.

April 27–tech bully:  An employee responsible for technical support of equipment or software who in reality provides little help, thinly veils his or her contempt for your ignorance, and frequently commandeers your workstation for brief periods of time only to disappear without a trace after crippling your computer; when asked difficult questions in meetings, or faced with tasks that may require hard work, will often revert to tech speak in an effort to evade giving a straight answer.

April 28–telecommuting:  The exec version of working from home, usually done from the beach, a chalet in the Swiss Alps, or a soothing estate in Chappaqua.